this nice slug will chase away the monsters

by unsinn, concerning the matter of Technological Advances

If you have a little one in your household, or if you just like cute things (and if you're reading Adorablog, chances are that you do), a Candeloo lamp is a fine lamp to have. It has no electrical contacts, so if you're tempted to see if it tastes like candy, you won't shock yourself. And its friendly shape and color will keep the ghosts and ghouls at bay. They hate that sort of thing.