grey parrot in the bathroom

by C. Fernsebner

"Much to our surprise, this bird is, we have discovered, a massive snuggler... Her head can rotate all the way around, like a dial, so she is looking at you upside down. She is absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner and will screech and growl and hop/flutter away as fast as birdly possible (her wings are clipped to prevent full flying and unexpected open-window escapes) and hide in the bathroom when it's running."